Nov
23
6:30 PM18:30

East Providence, RI (Black Friday Show)

The Portuguese Kids are back with their annual Black Friday Comedy show! It’s all Chouriço and No Stuffing at the Riviera Restaurant on Friday, November 23rd, 2018! You’ve eaten tons of turkey and shopped ‘til you drop so now you can end the night off with a delicious meal and some hearty laughs! The Portuguese Kids mix Sketch, Improv & Audience Participation highlighting the funnier side of growing up Portuguese! Tickets are only $35 and include dinner and show. To purchase tickets visit Riviera Restaurant, (401) 431-9231 or purchase online below!

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Nov
24
5:30 PM17:30

Taunton, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)

Doors open at 5:30pm, Dinner served at 7pm, show starts at 9pm

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in FULL DRAG!  Join us for a night of unforgettable comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this one of a kind show as seen through the eyes of a Portuguese woman!

Tickets are $40 and include dinner and show. Dinner menu: Chicken breast, pork loin, rice, potatoes, vegetables, salad and dessert. For tickets call 508-415-6790 or purchase online below!

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Nov
30
6:30 PM18:30

Hanford, CA (Sold Out)

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! Don’t miss the debut of this show in California! This is a LIMITED RUN and may not be back in California for some time so don’t miss it! Tickets include dinner and show. $35 for adults, Kids 10 & under pay $20. Purchase online at below, by calling Joe Belo at 559-991-6409 or visit Hanford Portuguese Bakery.

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Modesto, CA (Portuguese Wedding)
Dec
2
4:00 PM16:00

Modesto, CA (Portuguese Wedding)

DOORS OPEN AT 4PM

Don’t miss the debut of this show in California!  My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope!  This is a LIMITED RUN and may not be back in California for some time so don’t miss it! Tickets include dinner and show and are only $50.  All tickets purchased together will be sat together.  Tables fit up to 10.   Purchase online at below or by calling Monique at 209-613-0341

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Dec
7
6:30 PM18:30

Fall River, MA (All Ages Show!)

The Portuguese Kids are back with an ALL AGES show! Don’t miss this family friendly event that mixes improv and sketch comedy and highlights the funnier side of growing up Portuguese! For tickets call 774-201-1173 or purchase online below!

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Dec
8
7:00 PM19:00

Hudson, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)

DOORS OPEN AT 7PM

Come see The Portuguese Kids like you’ve never seen them before - In full drag! This one of a kind show will have you laughing all night as your favorite Luso comedians show you the funnier side of growing up Portuguese from a woman’s perspective! THIS SHOW HAS MATURE CONTENT. Tickets are only $25, food will be available to purchase throughout the night. For tickets call or visit the Hudson Portuguese Club at 978-763-9207 or purchase online below!

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Wareham, MA (Portuguese Wedding)
Dec
9
6:00 PM18:00

Wareham, MA (Portuguese Wedding)

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where you are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope!  Tickets are only $49 and include dinner and show. Christmas parties encouraged! Doors open at 6pm.

Purchase at Rosebrook Event Center or PURCHASE ONLINE!

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Dec
14
6:00 PM18:00

Rehoboth, MA

Celebrate the Holidays with The Portuguese Kids! Join in on the fun for a live show that mixes sketch comedy and Improv- where you’re part of the show! Where we highlight the funnier side of growing up Portuguese! Doors open at 5:30pm, dinner starts at 6:30pm. Tickets are $60 and include all you can eat buffet and show. Tables of 10 pay $50 per ticket. For tickets visit or call Hillside Country Club (508) 252-9761, or purchase online below!


BUFFET INCLUDES:
Kale Soup
Sauteed Mussels & Chourico
Pork Mozambique
Azorean Style Chicken
Chourico, Peppers & Onion
Roasted Seasonal Vegetables
Portuguese Rice with chourico,
onion & pepper
Penne Pasta Marinara
Roasted Seasonal Vegetables
Rice pudding

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Seekonk, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)
Dec
15
6:30 PM18:30

Seekonk, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)

Doors open at 6:30pm

Tickets are $40 and include dinner & show!

Don't miss a very festive Real Portuguese Housewives Christmas Special! This is a one of a kind variety show sure to make you laugh! Tickets are only $40 Doors open at 6:30pm show starts around 9pm. Music will be played all night! Holiday parties welcomed! For tickets visit portuguesekids.com or purchase at Ramada Seekonk, 508-336-8700, ask for ext 1502 or visit Ramada Hotel Tuesday-Saturday, 9am-5pm.


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Dec
16
6:00 PM18:00

Westport, MA

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year… Portuguese-style! Join The Portuguese Kids as they put their unique twist on the Yuletide season! This show has sold out multiple times and has been called their funniest – so don’t miss out!

The show will feature our Holiday Buffet which includes the following: Cheese & crackers, Caesar salad, chilled seafood salad, Pasta Primavera, smashed red bliss potatoes, steamed rice, sweet & sour chicken, Seafood Newburg, roasted pork loin with apple-raisin stuffing, carved prime rib of beef, candy cane ice cream pie and coffee.

$49 per person | THIS IS AN 18+ EVENT

All reserve seating. Groups of any size are welcome. A non-refundable deposit of $100 is required to reserve your group. The deposit is applied to the total party cost. Tickets must be purchased no later than 1 week prior to the party.

Call for reservations 508-675-7185

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Jan
12
6:30 PM18:30

Fall River, MA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids with a brand new show! This yearly fundraiser for Forever Paws Animal Shelter packs the house with a great crowd and tons of laughs. Come see a live show that mixes sketch comedy and Improv- where you’re part of the show! Doors open at 6:30pm and show starts around 7:30pm. For tickets call Gail at 508-678-0804 or Jenny at 508-951-0637 or purchase online below!

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Jan
18
to Jan 19

Artesia, CA

Doors open at 7pm, show starts at 8:30

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids on the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Come be part of the fun with an interactive comedy show that highlights the funnier side of growing up Portuguese!

Tickets are only $20! To purchase click the link below or call or visit Artesia D.E.S. at 562-865-4693

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Jan
26
6:30 PM18:30

Westport, MA

Don't miss The Portuguese Kids with a brand new show to benefit Freetown-Lakeville United Soccer Club!  Tickets are only $50 and include dinner, comedy show and dancing.  Gift Basket Silent Auction will also be available.  For tickets purchase below or visit freelakeunited.org for more info!

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Nov
17
5:30 PM17:30

Cambridge, Ontario (Sold Out)

The Portuguese Kids are back in Cambridge with the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Don't miss their brand new show with opening act Mike Rita! Doors open at 5:30pm, dinner will start around 6:30pm.  Tickets are only $50 and include dinner and show. For tickets purchase online below, visit or call the club at 519-6589703 or call Tony at 519-591-7771

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Nov
16
7:30 PM19:30

Brampton, Ontario, Canada (Sold Out)

The Portuguese Kids are back in Brampton with the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Don't miss their brand new show with opening act Mike Rita! Doors open at 7:30pm, show starts at 9pm. Tickets are only $25. To purchase tickets visit the link below, visit PortugueseKids.com/events or visit Spot 1 Grill & Music Hall on 289 Rutherford Rd S in Brampton.

- Open seating

- Mature language

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Swansea, MA  (Portuguese Wedding)
Nov
3
6:00 PM18:00

Swansea, MA (Portuguese Wedding)

Doors open at 6pm

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope!

Tickets are only $40 and include dinner and show. To purchase tickets visit the link below or visit Venus De Milo.

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Oct
27
7:00 PM19:00

San Diego, CA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids on the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Come be part of the fun with an interactive comedy show that highlights the funnier side of growing up Portuguese!

Tickets are only $20! To purchase click the link below or call Amanda at 619-203-5726. Doors open at 6pm, show starts at 7pm.

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Oct
26
9:30 PM21:30

Tracy, CA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids on the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Come be part of the fun with an interactive comedy show that highlights the funnier side of growing up Portuguese!

Tickets are only $20 (Adults 16+) and $10 (Kids 15 & Under). To purchase tickets click the link below or call Liz Ferreira at 209-988-2889 or Frank Silva at 209-481-4009.

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Oct
21
1:00 PM13:00

Newark, NJ (Real Portuguese Housewives)

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in FULL DRAG!  Join us for an afternoon of unforgettable comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this one of a kind show as seen through the eyes of a Portuguese woman!

Tickets are $60 and include appetizers, lunch, dessert and show. Doors open at 1pm. Purchase tickets online below or call or visit Mediterranean Manor at 973-465-1966

This show contains mature content and is not recommended for kids under the age of 13

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Oct
20
6:00 PM18:00

Newark, NJ (Real Portuguese Housewives)

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in FULL DRAG!  Join us for a night of unforgettable comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this one of a kind show as seen through the eyes of a Portuguese woman!

Tickets are $60 and include appetizers, dinner, dessert and show. Doors open at 1pm. Purchase tickets online below or call or visit Mediterranean Manor at 973-465-1966

This show contains mature content and is not recommended for kids under the age of 13

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Oct
19
7:00 PM19:00

Fall River, MA (Durfee After Prom Fundraiser)

Doors open at 7pm, show starts at 8pm.

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids at the Elks Lodge in Fall River for a benefit show to raise funds for the Durfee After Prom Committee! Tickets are only $25 and include light snacks (cheese & crackers, etc). For tickets purchase online below or call 774-451-1676.

 

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Oct
12
6:30 PM18:30

Mineola, NY (Portuguese Wedding)

DOORS OPEN AT 6:30PM

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! 

Tickets are only $55 and include dinner and show. Doors open at 6:30pm. To purchase tickets, call Judi at 646-430-3187. Seating is limited!

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Oct
6
6:00 PM18:00

Middletown, RI

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids in Middletown, RI with their brand new show! Seating is limited don’t wait to purchase! Tickets are only $30 and include appetizers. For tickets call Tom Murphy at 401-835-1135.

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Sep
29
2:00 PM14:00

Raynham, Ma

Join us for our End of Summer Bash fundraiser at The Jockey Club Pavilion, featuring the comedy of the Portuguese Kids and music by Just 2 Trio. Doors open at 2pm, show starts at 3pm .
Door Prize
50/50
Raffles
Silent Auction
Cash Bar
Roll Up Raffle
Corn Hole
Kids Games
Tickets are $25 and include meal and entertainment.

PURCHASE YOUR TICKETS
 

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Sep
28
6:00 PM18:00

New Bedford, MA

Don't miss The Portuguese Kids at Our lady of Angels Band Club and Cultural Center!  Tickets are only $35 and include dinner and show!  Purchase online below or call  508-993-1610.  

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Sep
22
6:30 PM18:30

Perth, WA, Australia

The Portuguese Kids return to Western Australia with their brand new show, The Live Laugh, Linguiça Tour!  TICKETS ARE ONLY $35 FOR ADULTS, $15 FOR CHILDREN 12-15  and $10  FOR CHILDREN 6-12.  Tickets include a delicious bowl of caldo verde, pão e manteiga. There will also be chouriço assado, bifanas, etc for sale at the club.  Doors open at 6:30pm!  

Tickets inlcude a delicious bowl of caldo verde, pão e manteiga. There will also be chouriço assado, bifanas, etc for sale at the club.

Contact the Club at 93352002 or Isabel Faustino at 0402152955 for tickets.

 

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Sep
15
6:30 PM18:30

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

  • Portuguese Association of Victoria (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

The Portuguese Kids are back in Australia with their Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour!  Don't miss them at the Portuguese Association of Victoria!  Tickets include dinner and show.  Doors open at 6:30pm

Prices:

$60 for Members / $50 for Retired Members

$75 for Non-Members / $60 for Non-Members Retirees

$35 for Kids 12-17 / $20 for Kids 5-11

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Sep
14
7:30 PM19:30

Sydney, NSW, Australia

The Portuguese Kids return to Sydney with their brand new show, The Live Laugh, Linguiça Tour!  TICKETS ARE ONLY $30 and can be purchased at the Portugal Madeira Club or by calling Senhor António at 043 161 2264.  Doors open at 7:30pm, show starts at 8pm.  The restaurant will be open to anyone who wants to eat dinner before the show!  

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Aug
26
4:30 PM16:30

New Bedford, MA

The Portuguese Kids - Live in the Vault at Greasy Luck

Don't miss The Portuguese Kids performing on stage in The Vault on their Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Tickets are $40 and will include a full family style Portuguese dinner and the show!

Doors to The Vault will open at 4:30pm.

MUST BE 21 or OLDER with Valid ID for Entry.

For tickets call (774) 425-4600 or click here to purchase online

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Jul
26
9:30 PM21:30

Ponta Delgada, São Miguel, Azores

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids live on stage in the “Old Country”! Performing for the first time in the historic Coliseu Micaelense, this will be a night to remember! Tickets are only €5! ALL AGES SHOW, BRING THE FAMILY!

TO PURCHASE ADVANCE TICKETS CALL 296 209 500 OR 911 836 262, BUY ONLINE AT micaelense.bol.pt or purchase at the door!

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Jul
6
10:00 PM22:00

Dartmouth, MA

It's Festa Season again!  Come down to the the Stackhouse Fairgrounds in Dartmouth for a great night of delicious food, culture and some Portuguese Comedy (and music too)!  Portuguese Kids are on around 10pm.  A free event!

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Jun
29
6:30 PM18:30

Fall River, MA

Don't miss The Portuguese Kids in Liberal Club with the Live, Laugh Linguiça Tour! Tickets are only $20 and include pasta dinner! Proceeds to benefit the Greater Fall River Foster Care Task Force! For tickets call Michelle at 508-415-7991 or Jeannie at 774-319-3871 or purchase online below!

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Jun
23
6:30 PM18:30

Provincetown, MA (Portuguese Festival)

It's Festa Season again!  Come down to the the Provincetown Portuguese Festival for a great night of delicious food, culture and some Portuguese Comedy (and music too)!  Portuguese Kids are on around 6:30pm.  Find us in the Lions Club Portuguese Food Court under the Seamen's Bank Tent at the Bas Relief near Portuguese Square.  A free event!

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